Buy A Banana Name
ATTENTION: If you don’t think online marketing can be fun, please leave now. The monkeys can’t stand
Buying a Banana Name is a simple process. Just fill in the form form below to get started. If you have additional information you’d like to include with your Banana Name, including links to your company or friend’s web site, please follow-up with a quick email to monkey@banananame.com
Banana Name’s cost $24.95 each for a limited time.
FAQ:
Who’s behind this Banana Name thing?
Banana Name is a property of web marketing firm, Haystack In A Needle, who’s founder is Ed Kohler.
How long will it take to receive my Banana Name?
Banana Names are usually online within one business day. But you know how monkey’s can get. If you don’t see your banana within two days, give us a call at 651-592-4063 or email us at monkey@banananame.com
Can I promote an adult site?
Sorry, the monkey’s a prude.
What colors can I get my name in?
Black, Green, Blue, and Red.
Can you ship me my banana?Monkey had a run-in with the postman a while back, so no shipping.
Can I link to my banana name?
Of course! Every banana name has a unique page. Link away!
Can I put my banana name on my own site?
Absolutely. We would appreciate a link back, but it isn’t necessary. However, it may help explain things to your visitors.
How much do the monkey’s get paid?
HR prohibits us from discussing worker salaries, but it’s safe to assume that he works for bananas.
Have a question? Send it to monkey@banananame.com